What Time--Have We Forgotten How To Figure This Out?

This will not be a treatise on “time management”; even though there are many folks out there that need time management skills, and there are plenty of books and articles already on that subject. Rather, this article will be about the fundamental basics on how to tell time. Does it seem like nobody knows how to do that anymore?

It goes way beyond hassling your kids to wake up, be ready, arrange to be dropped off or picked up—at a certain specific hour, anymore. It happens in business a lot too, and it may be one of the reasons why it seems like it’s hard to get things done these days.

Here’s a typical exchange:
“Hello, this is Mr. Smith, and I’m returning Mr. Jones’ call, is he in?”
The receptionist, if a company has one (as opposed to a phone tree from Hell, but that’s another story), says
“No I’m sorry he’s not. May I ask what this is regarding?”
“Gee, I don’t know, he called me.”
“Well would you like to leave a message?”
(What does one say to this?!?!?!)
“Um, no thanks…tell you what…do you know about when he will be back?”
(Here it comes!):
“Oh, I imagine it will be later”.
“What time (emphasis added) later?”
“Probably this afternoon”.
Afternoon, as defined by just about any dictionary, covers at least a six-hour period from 12.00 noon up to closing time, so this answer is insufficient. Most of us will start to feel like we’re getting the brush-off at this point, but remember: Jones called Smith in the first place! And since hardly anyone is courteous enough to return calls anymore, why should the courteous Mr. Smith get this kind of aggravation?
Smith will continue:
“OK, what is a good time to call him back this afternoon?”
Receptionist says “How about after lunch?”
Oh, does everyone eat lunch at the same time, regardless of time zone?
“What time is that?”
Smith asked this question a few minutes ago, you’ll recall, and has now asked it three times.
Finally, the receptionist says:
“From 1.00 to 2.00 pm”.
Well, at least that gives Smith a 60-minute window of opportunity. He should now ask,
“What is a good time during that hour when you think he’ll be catching up on his calls?”
…But chances are good this will lead to more frustration.

Whether communicating or setting meetings, appointments, whatever… the ability for anyone to tell anyone else what the big hand and little hand should look like when they want to get something done—well, it seems to be a lost skill. And digital clocks should have made it easier, but they didn’t.

Is Technology the culprit to blame here? After all, cell phones have time on them now, and it’s automatically 100% correct time, no matter the time zone you’re in! It gets set and changes for you automatically—how cool is that? Your PC has the time, complete and accurate, all the time, down in the corner. These devices also have functions that notify you when an important time is coming up, or you can use the good old fashioned appointment diary found in any stationary or office supply store. So…What’s the problem?

We don’t need as many watches or clocks all over the place like we used to, our devices have kind of solved that problem. But we still need to know: WHAT TIME?

I would be real curious to see results of any study that investigated how much wasted communication and wasted time results with needless back and forth phone banter, emails, whatever-form-of-dialog by someone’s inability to simply name a specific time on the clock. Communication of this nature should involve only a few lines of dialog, or two e-mails—one to and one from. Why then, does it seem like it takes ten times that amount to answer the question “What time?”

The clock still has either a face with 1 through 12 going around it, or it is a digital clock reading out the current time in easy-to-read numerals. Has anyone invented a clock (that was not a joke) that reads “After Lunch”, “Later”, “This afternoon” or “Sometime tomorrow”? No, they haven’t. Clocks are pretty much standard all over the world.

Save everyone you do business with some time. Be aware how to schedule time, tell time as well as use time.